Have you ever.....?!

Pinched from the MFF games forum, and I quite like it!

So here goes........

Have you ever gone skinny dipping in Winter?

(to which someone should reply; yes/no, and then ask their have you ever......? (which should be something they HAVE done)

love this!
No, i`ve never gone skinny dipping in winter.

Have you ever gone topless on the beach?

Yes, but not sure if i would now, without a quick visit to the local plastic surgeon

Have you ever been stung by a weaver fish?

No.. thank goodness !!!

Have you ever sat in the Ramesseum with the guardian,drinking tea made from Nile water ???

No,but i`d love to.

Have you ever fallen from the top to bottom of stairs in the middle of a busy shop?

Gracious! No I have not! How embarrassing for you, I do hope nothing was injured- other than pride!

Have you ever fallen of a horse?

Hehehe... only the clothes horse and that was into rather than off !!! LOL

Have you ever been to the mud baths and had to wash it off with ice cold water straight off the mountains???

Not mountain water, but a nice mud bath, followed by a rinse off in the dead sea!

Have you ever bought a one-way ticket to somewhere with nothing but a backpack and a few quid?!

No... but it sounds exciting !!!!

Have you ever had to be locked inside a spanish bar because Moroccans were trying to kidnap you????

No, but that sounds even MORE exciting! Thank goodness they didn't get you Edwina, where would we all be without you!?

Have you ever milked a cow? MFF, doesn't count!

no at 5 ft2 dont think i could even get on the horse lol

have you ever bungee jumped?

Sure you can m1nx........a Shetland Pony!

Never been bungee jumping, I am not mad.

However, that being said.....have you ever absailed down a rock face?

Hehehe..... There may be other opinions regarding the above message....


Have you ever ridden a camel ?

Well, charmed I am sure Numptyz!

No, I have not ridden a camel (not that I can remember anyway)

Have you ever been spat on by a camel??

Oh yes !!! Dirty thing.... didnt like it !!!!

Have you ever been locked in a graveyard in midwinter and had to climb a spiked metal railing to get out ?????

NOTE: This is not a recommended activity !!!

Errr......No. What were you doing in a graveyard so late that it was locked up?! Honestly.

Have you ever fallen asleep whilst on a train, and woken up in the completely wrong COUNTRY?

no, thank goodness


have you ever been so drunk that you needed a wee fast and ran behind the 1st car, only to realise it was a police car

I am beginning to wonder at you lot!

No, can't say that I have (well not that I remember anyway)

Wondering where we can go from here! Errrrr..........

Have you ever been flying in a 4 seater aeroplane?

No.

Have you ever been accused of shoplifting? ( Wrongly, i might add!)

By the way, I haven`t laughed so much in ages as i have after reading the last few postings. Thankyou!

NO.

Have you ever drunk milk straight from the cow while its still warm and frothy???

Yes! Last year-the local dairy farmers drove up in their tractors to the large supermarkets in the dead on night........then turned on the slurry scattering machines, and covered the shop windows, doors and the entire carpark in about 3 foot of le merde. The next morning, their wives were left to face the music (typical) and were handing out free bottles of warm, frothy milk to all , explaining that their husbands had done this as the price of milk was too cheap, so they may as well 'give it away' Highly French! Ooo, it was lovely - the milk I mean, not the smell.

Cyril, may have had the same experience.

Ok, have you ever sailed a boat?

No, i get seasick!

Have you ever been on Maid of the Mist at Niagara Falls?

Noooo but Im willing to try !!!!

Have you ever looped the loop in a Cesna???

NO! My husband would not dare to do that to me. It's official - your are a loon Numps!

Have you ever been out hiking, got lost in dark woods, sea mist swirling, and your one man emergency tent looking increasingly attractive?

Did I mention I was also pregnant when I looped the loop???? Hehehe

Nooooo.... But I vividly remember staying with a friend in Billericay... we went into London to see The Quatermass Experiment... Missed the last transport from Billericay station so had to walk...we were scared witless....There were didicoys camping in fields one side of us and woods the other side...and it was as black as black could be... add to that the trees rustling and whispering to each other and a couple of owls hooting......get the picture???? we shuffled down that road back to back and once we reached the light we ran as if all the devils in hell were after us !!!!
So you wouldnt catch me hiking in dark woods !!!

Have you ever fallen into the River Nile??